I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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