So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize