Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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