My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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