Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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