i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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