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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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