reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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