I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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