I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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