I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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