He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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