But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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