no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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