So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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