please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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