An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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