The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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