god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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