I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So squirting runs in the family.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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