The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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