yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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