You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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