Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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