I need help removing her.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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