There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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