Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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