I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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