brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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