I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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