We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize