i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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