So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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