Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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