well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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