i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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