Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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