i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You were trust falling into bushes
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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