so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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