i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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