she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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