People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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