out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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