i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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