You made me cry and you don't even care
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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