I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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