im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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