i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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