Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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