Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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